Cry So Long My Cheeks Pickle
We were just talking about me! I used to be cops on horseback but now
I am the lake, reflecting a cloudless sky. No wait, guys, I’m stuck inside
a goddamn word cloud. Be specific, are we where we were? Filling our
noses with glitter, making ourselves sneeze from a really high place—
succumbing to our love of the mall or the inevitable big crunch of the Universe.
Will the occupant of the inappropriately
placed pup tent please report to customer services? I used to be a teacup
but now I think there’s a British man in the ceiling, can you lift the tile?
Guys, I’m literally eating my way out of a snowstorm in Ikea.
What quest is being alive again? Ugly versions of all my friends,
which of me is crying in here again?
I can’t help it you won’t be a koala forever, I used to be a koala
forever, but now I am the size of my thoughts vs. the shape of my skull,
it’s an avalanche inside an Ikea, but guys, I used to be frozen weird stuff too.
Now I’m on a case by quesadilla basis. I’m born but I’m still dough,
I’m full of gas and wants. According to Meyers-Briggs I’m dead,
but now I am.
Feeling Confident About the Egg
I opened up the refrigerator—
I look again—
There is always Dew in my fridge
Tell me more about this “human condition”?
This fridge contains spoilers:
I get to be the baby this time!
I get by with little knowledge of special relativity.
I get a new name—
Oh, my accent? It is Sotheby’s.
Cruel and Unusual Nourishment
A buried cake, a chalice on a plinth among flowers,
explicating guff like umm your abundance is showing.
How many irreconcilable narratives can a body tell?
Glib and pebbled, I am pinned to eternity and sick of this myth,
can we create a new one? Casting that obligatory magic
into the vegetable internet of information overload,
through a doughnut hole without disturbing the honeyglaze.
Like nature is a collage of evolution’s scraps and there’s
only room for one of us in this petri dish so hide me
inside a horse and put me on a doorstep please,
a neighbor can be anyone, including me—
a thinking cup left of grape in the discs and
the menu reads cruel and unusual nourishment, market price.
Awaken yourself to your truest foam: foamless,
seltzeresque, oak moss vapor, bread for tears, thinking like
a forehead is dull a cartoon, bends with French actors.
Today feels so Sunday, I was and I wilt.
I woke up in a perfect soft boiled egg.
When I get a new name what will happen to the old talk?
Be specific. I’m very tired today.